Videodrome


Boy meets girl
Boy punctures girl's ear with hat pin
Girl is murdered by evil cable company
Evil cable company uses girl's image to seduce boy
Boy gets paranoid and starts to hallucinate
Boy buys gun
Boy inserts gun into his abdominal video cassette slot vagina
Boy meets sinister optomistrist
Sinister optomistrist puts boy in mind-control machine
Boy retrieves gun from aforementioned abdominal vagina
Gun attaches self to boy's hand
Boy kills partners
Boy tries to kill television missionary
Television missionary shoots boy in chest with cathode-ray penis
Boy survives
Boy turns best friend's hand in to potato-masher grenade
Boy shoots evil optomistrist at trade show
Boy commits suicide on abandoned boat, twice

Pretty cliched stuff.