The Ice Harvest

The upshot: 'Fargo' meets 'Bad Santa' meets 'The Grifters' meets 'The Last Seduction.'

If you like dark HUMOR, stay away. If you like DARK humor, check it out.

John Cusack and Billy Bob Thornton steal $2 mil from the mob. Then Oliver Platt and John Cusack spends twenty minutes getting thrown out of bars, puking and visiting John's ex who is Oliver's current wife. John almost gets laid. A bartender breaks a stripper's ex-boyfriend's hand. A mobster ends up in a trunk and then in a lake but not before his thumb gets cut off and he gets shot several times. Another mobster pins Cusack's foot to a floor. Innocent bystanders and officers of the law get shot in the head. The Femme Fatale acts all Femmy and Fataly. A winnebago runs out of gas. Oliver and John have pancakes. The end.

Two-and-a-half stars. Jason Bob sez bring some Xanax and check it out.