Things I've Learned from the Movies


1) A woman willing to kill her husband will think nothing of framing her boyfriend
2) Nothing good ever happens in a hedge maze
3) Joe Pesci, Robert DeNiro and Ray Liotta do not excel at putting people at ease
4) Don't marry Harrison Ford
5) If you do marry Harrison Ford, don't get on an airplane
6) If you do marry Harrison Ford and do get on an airplane, don't bring your daughter