Sunday, April 22, 2007

Spartaball
edited by Jason Shankel

300 meets Dodgeball


Monday, April 09, 2007

Grindhouse
dir. Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino
2007

"See androids figthing Brad and Janet.
Anne Frances stars in Forbidden Planet,
At the late night, science fiction (Rocky Horror) picture show."
- Lips, The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Did you see Donald Barthelme's obituary? He said collage is the art form of the 20th century."
- Paul, Six Degrees of Separation

"It's not a rip off. It's an homage."
- The Dead Pool

"Oh, no this is gonna turn into a snuff film!"
- Crow, Manos the, uh, Hands of Fate

There's an inherent advantage in making an intentionally bad or cheesy movie. If a gag is funny, or a stunt impressive or an effect spectacular, no one will fault you. But, if the acting is bad, the editing sloppy or the writing nonsensical, then you're on the mark. Either way, you win.

Grindhouse is a tribute to the ultra-low-budget, drive-in/double-feature fare of yesteryear. A time when when mainstream studios lagged behind social realities and disenfranchised audiences sought alternative sources of entertainment. In other words, YouTube on the big screen.

The film is a double feature: Planet Terror and Death Proof. The former is a zombie/infection thriller in the style of George Romero, Dario Argento and Tobe Hooper. The latter is a female-empowerment road thrill killer reminicent of Russ Meyer and Roger Corman.

Between the films, there are "prevues of coming attractions" by the likes of Eli Roth and Rob Zombie. Of these, the best by far is Machete, a mexploitation political action thriller starring Danny "Mexi-can, not Mexi-can't" Trejo. I'd pay five dollars American to see this one developed into a full feature.

Of the two main features, Planet Terror is better all-around entertainment. It captures the look and feel of the old grindhouse movies as well as their latter-day mid-80s self-conscious homages such as Blood Diner, Motel Hell and Surf Nazi's Must Die.

It's not just an homage. It's an homage to homages.

Death Proof feels more like a standard Tarantino film with some emulsion scratches and dropped frames. Whereas the writing and acting in Planet Terror is intentionally over-the-top, melodramtic and stilted, Tarantino revisits his Reservoir Dogs well yet again, only this time with hot 20-something babes who drop Zatoichi references into casual conversation.

Choosing to reference himself more than his forebears, Tarantino slides into a masurbatory reverie of female dominance, foot fetishism and pop culture obsession.

However, as this navel-gazing was juuuuust about to lose me, he treats us to one of the most harrowing car chases in film history. It's quite an accomplishment, truly. And, for once, he has discovered a true new talent in Zoe Bell, instead of just reviving an old talent like Travolta or Pam Grier.

Seriously. I've never seen anything on film like what this woman accomplishes in the last 20 minutes of Death Proof.

The thing about grindhouse movies, especially blaxploitation and rape-revenge films, is that they gave voice to the voiceless. Quality wasn't the issue. It was the message that people responded to. Black heroes. Female heroes. Poor heroes. Like Steinbeck, only not good.

That's why Machete would have been a better choice for full-length treatment. Mexploitation attaches to our modern disenfranchised audience receptor. Machete is a south-of-the-border Sweet Sweetback's Badass Song.

There are some social themes in Planet Terror. Almost none in Death Proof.

Instead of reflecting the repressed discontent of our social underclasses, Tarantino and Rodriguez give us a look into what I imagine is their own conscious and subconscious landscape.

Which is to say, they have a thing about girls' feet.

From Pulp Fiction to Four Rooms to Kill Bill, foot fetishism has been a (somewhat) subtle theme in T&R's work. But, in true grindhouse style, they pull out the stops of subtlety for this film, especially Death Proof.

Other fetishes are in evidence as well: dismemberment, female domination, medical sadism, voyeurism, predicament bondage.

In the past, both filmmakers have used these themes artfully. Here, they use them crudely. Grindhouse is not about subtlety.

The problem with Grindhouse is the running time. Tarantino and Rodriguez essentially released the special edition DVD to theaters. Both films could be tightened up significantly, especially Death Proof, which follows two distinct groups of women through oddly similar, and rather extended, conversations. It's not bad material, but considering the long running time and the reptitive quality, it could have been trimmed.

Finally, like the hotel sequence in Borat, this film makes a bafflement of the ratings system, especially Planet Terror. Two men kissing in bed will get you an NC-17. A sexually sadistic zombie attempting to rape a one-legged stripper before his testicles melt off and fall into his pants (while you watch) gets you an R.

Whiskey, tango, foxtrot?

Three stars. Stuntman Jason sez you're going to have to get scared immediately.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Performance
dir. Nicholas Roeg
1970


"Who are you?"
- The Caterpillar

"If you think that a kiss is all in the lips, come on, you got it all wrong man."
- The White Stripes

"Who ARE those guys?"
- Butch and Sundance

The Strand theater in San Francisco has seen better days. Boarded up now, it has variously been a porn grind house, shooting gallery and all around den of inequity.

But in the mid 80s, it was one of a handful of places you could regularly see films like Blade Runner, Walkabout, and The Man who Fell to Earth on a large (if somewhat torn and soda-stained) screen.

One Saturday afternoon, A Clockwork Orange (on the short list of my favorite films) was double billed with a little number called Performance, starring Mick Jagger and newly available on DVD.

The double bill was a reference to the fact that Jagger had been considered for the part of Alex before Kubrick (wisely) decided to go with relative newcomer Malcolm McDowell.

Jagger's star appeal would detract from the otherworldliness of the piece. Added to which, the film is narrated in a quasi-Russian futuristic slang. McDowell may not be the world's greatest actor, but one thing he can do is e-nun-ci-ate.

I mean, I still don't know what Jumpin' Jack Flash is about. And that's in English.

Imagine Mick Jagger mumbling his way through "There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rasoodocks what do do with the evening. The Korova Milkbar served Milk Plus. That is milk plus velocet, or synthemesc or drencom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."

No, Jagger is a bad boy, but he's a bad boy from our world: a world of sex, drugs, rock n' roll and ever shifting, self-created identities. This is the world of Performance. A place so familiar, it's practically unrecognizable.

Enter James Fox as Chas. Chas is a high class lowlife, an enforcer for a London mob boss. When he gets into the kind of trouble that people in his line of work often get into, he goes underground, renting a flat from an eccentric artist/musician and his rather fembot-like, uh, flatmates.

The drama unfolds as Chas, hunted by his somewhat aggressive coworkers, loses himself in Turner's narcissistic world.

Both men struggle with the self. Turner yearns for self expression, for the "ultimate performance" which "destroys the performer." Chas, a refugee, struggles for self definition.

By the time Chas' chickens come home to roost, the line between the two men has faded completely.

Performance can best be described as "avant-garde" which means you will be treated to sequences of Mick Jagger (literally) painting his red door black, sex scenes shot from the point of view of linens, one or two impromptu music videos and self-conscious references to Borges.

The piece is flawed, at times incoherent. What's remarkable is not so much what this film achieved as what it pre-saged. This film was far, far ahead of its time.

James Fox's Chas would be right at home in a Tarantino or Ritchie film with his easy sadism, gangster/hipster cool and direct manner. The experimental visuals during Jagger's musical interludes could more than hold their own today on MTV.

Warner Brothers initially refused to support the film. They thought they were getting a Rolling Stones version of Hard Day's Night, not a hippy head-trip gangland fever dream.

In retprospect, this is, in fact, Mick Jagger's Hard Day's Night. And a lot harder than the Beatles version, I might add. The Stones have always been a grittier, tougher more real band than the Beatles.

For all their popularity and musical innovation, the message of Beatles never really got past the "gee, wouldn't it be cool if we all just ate magical beans and danced around?" stage.

From the beginning, the Stones went after the fatuous, narcissistic, toxic, drug- and sex-addicted world of everyday life.

Maybe that's why the Beatles broke up before I was in grade school and the Stones are still out there rocking when they're not falling out of coconut trees and snorting up their dead relatives.

Once you establish that it would be nice if everything was nice, there's not much more you can say. But the well of human weakness never runs dry.

John and Paul never told us that we can't always get what we want. They never questioned the value of mother's little helpers. They never painted a red door black. They had no sympathy for the devil.

Performance could have been just a madcap romp through groovy 60's London, and it would have made money and maybe even been good.

Thankfully, Cammell and Roeg reached a little higher and gave us something more than a commerical for a boy band.

Three stars, Mick Jason sez, Jumpin' Jack Flash is NOT a metaphor for big dicks.